Finding Ulysses

I think our village has gotten a little bit rumor-happy in relation to this incident. We’re getting skittish, all over a slightly enhanced firecracker. If I were a middle-school prankster, that’s exactly the reaction I’d be hoping for.

Today, the Trumansburg Schools have cancelled their regular operation. There has been no announcement of this fact on the Trumansburg Schools web site.
In fact, that web site notes that today is Take Your Child to Work Day, and reminds parents that their children will need to have a note of excuse for their absence [...]